Thursday, December 21, 2006;
1:23 PM
i realised its very fun to play prank call on pple. especially on their birthdays! and even if its not on the birthdays its still fun! ahahahaha(:example no. 1 : KAH KEONG BDAY ON 15TH DEC.phone conference [with me, jo-ann, angeline & yi long] went like this:
me: hello kah keong?
kah: yeah?
me: you noe rite, today huay bing, chin ho and yi long went to orchard today. then huay bing & yi long got knocked down by car. chin ho just called us. then now they at hospital. er, wait ar. hold on.
[i start laughing like nuts with the phone held far away]
me: [serious tone] yeah. then now they at hospital lor. i think huay bing in ICU cos his head bleeding ar.
kah: REALLY? okay nvm la. just let him die. i dun care.
[angeline laughing in the background]
me: really lah! then yi long the leg and arm broken.
kah: i dont care lah! let them die let them die.
angeline:wah lao kah keong u very evil lehs.
[everyone starts laughing]
me: wahhh really lah. okay okay. actually we fake u one.
kah: i noe.
[angeline laugh]
angeline: actually ar kezia. just now when u say hold on rite, we can hear u laughing super loud.
[ i was like " ERM. -.-"""]
me: ....... omg, im so spoiler.
kah: so fake lah. the prank call.
rite, so that didnt go well. hahaha.
example no. 2: XUELI ON PHONE CONFERENCE
conference [terry, kahkeong, angeline, jo-ann, xueli]:
me: hey just now huay bing, chin ho & yilong went out lehs. then huay bing & yi long got knocked down by car. [same story]
xueli: OMG REALLY AR? THEN HOW? THEY GOT INJURED ANOT?
[we all started laughing]
me: ERM yeah [ laughing ] so u wanna go share cab we go hospital.
xueli: NOW? okay okay what time meet? omg they okay anot??
angeline: xueli, xueli! actually, we play prank on u one.
xueli: WAH U ALL! I TOT FOR REAL LEH!
yay, this one worked pretty okay(:
example no. 3: MICAH PHONE CONFERENCE.
conference [ me, angeline, micah]:
me: okay, okay, ask micah call in.
angeline: okay wait.
[micah comes in]
micah: hello?
me: micah, you noe ur fren micah rite?
micah: ERM. yeah...
angeline: OMG kezia! the friend is mark lah! not micah!
[ we start laughing]
me: oh. OH. hahaha sorry sorry i watching tv lah. not concentrating.
angeline: aiya kezia u spoiler lah... now micah noes already.
micah: noe wad noe wad?
me: oh erm, mark got accident. got bang down by car. yeah now in hospital.
micah: YEAH RITE! mark just left my house only.
[all starts laughing]
okay... that didnt go well either. OOPS.
example no. 4: NADHZIERAH BDAY ON 18TH DEC
conference [joey, asidah, me]:
me: lets prank call naddz! her bday wad.
asidah: dont lame la!!
me: really really very fun one. say erica got accident.
asidah: lame la!! OKAY, LETS DO IT. i want to say the first line!!
[joey calls naddz]
naddz: hello?
asidah: hello naddz. we got some bad news for you.
naddz: huh wad?
me: do you noe? erica just now went out with joshua at heeren. den got bang down by car. cos they jay-walking. then erica head bleeded so got sent to SGH. now she in ICU. den joshua went to call joey. now joey call us lor. u wanna go visit them?
naddz: oh my gosh. are you serious?
[me, asidah and joey start laughing]
me: heheh yeah.
naddz: oy really lah. u bluffing me rite??
me: hahaha yeah. happy birthday(:
naddz: WOW thanks. -.-""
AIYA! another bad prank call.
finally,
example no. 5: ERICA [ THE ULTIMATE PRANK! ]
conference [me, joey, asidah. naddz]:
asidah: okay, i wanna say the first line again k!
me: aiyooo okay lah
[erica comes in]
me: hey erica!
erica: WHAT?
asidah: we got some bad news for you.
erica: huh?
me: you noe naddz rite. today her bday. she went out with her family lah. den go orchard. then after that she got knocked down by car.
erica: OMG!! U SERIOUS! SHIT NOW HOW??
me: yeah. den her head bleeding. so just now the sister go call joey tell her. then now they all at SGH. u wanna go visit them anot? we all share cab. then joey meet us there.
asidah: yeah yeah.[ whispers] kezia, very fake lehs..
[asidah starts laughing, followed by me]
me: wah lao asidah u so spoiler la!!
asidah: hahahah really very fake wad..
erica: HUH? HUH? WAD ASIDAH SAY? AY, SO NOW HOW GO VISIT HER AR?
[erica still doesnt noe its a prank even though we are laughing like nuts]
me: ermm.... i think she doesnt noe its a prank.
asidah: yeah hmm lets play around with her.
me: erica. so wanna go anot?
erica: yeah lah of course! oh wait ar... wad asidah say just now?
[starts laughing again]
me: hahha erica, erica. hear this ar. listen properly. HI NADDZ!
naddz: hello!
erica: ay i tot she at hospital... WAH LAO U ALL PRANK ME!!
asidah: now then u realised...
me: actually i tot when we laughing just now u noe its a prank liaos. SLOW leh u.
erica: wah lao....
hahahah CONGRATS TO ERICA. u are the ultimate victim(:
THATS WHY, we should prank calls more often. cos when we do that, we laugh. and laughing burns calories! yay. HAHAHAH
please dont do that on my birthday next year...
xoxo, k.
