Friday, March 06, 2009;
11:52 PM
Hello to the yellow bananas! :)
Finally got my school fees paid and I have like, 4 days to finish up my enrolment stuff -_- gotta visit the doctor for the whole medical checkup on monday!
Anyway. I went to the UOB bank tdy at Bukit Panjang Plaza :) Saw Kenny on my way there and whacked him on the arm. Ehehe xD okay so I had to queue like for half an hr or so before I could see the banker. And smth reeeeally interesting happened. There was this lady talking SUPER loudly to the banker, insisting that she didn't draw out a particular amount of money from her bank acc, yet it was missing. Everyone was seriously staring at her. She made a really big fuss and when she left, all the other bankers were giving each other the whatthepink? look. HAHAHA. Actually ah... I think bankers are scary and they want everything to be CHOP CHOP done!
Went to the supermarket after that to get a mango drink :) You know how supermarkets have signs that says 'Shampoo" or "Canned Food" and things like that to show what's on the shelves in that aisle right?
I saw a sign that said "Hobbies" so I looked curiously down that aisle and I saw.... SANITARY PADS on the shelves. And I was like... WHAT THE HECK?! o_o
And that's not all la. I walked past the lingerie section and I saw 3 old women giggling over a purple bra -_- I am really convinced that this world is really weird after all.
And I'm getting hooked on Ultraviolet again which is playing from Bainy's blog~ I think I wanna go watch Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging again :)
Okay so the usual tdy, CG at night (it ended early wow) and then Skip Beat on teevee! Waiting for the new EP subbed to be released on monday online 8D And Mei-chan no Shitsuji subbed tmr night! Then Bleach and ToGetHer subbed on wednesday! And thennnnn Bleach and all my other manga on friday :) YAY
Got this from my ex-teacher's blog and thought it was pretty funny! :) It would definately brighten up your day!
- LESSON 1:
A priest offered a nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest apologized, "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
MORAL OF STORY:
If you are not well informed of your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
-LESSON 2:
A sales representative, an administrative clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."
"Me first! Me first!" says the clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."
Poof! She's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says the sales representative. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life."
Poof! He's gone.
"Ok, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, "I want those two back in my office after lunch."
MORAL OF STORY:
Always let your boss have the first say.
- LESSON 3:
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered, "Sure! Why not?"
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
MORAL OF STORY:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
- LESSON 4:
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got any energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him down from the tree.
MORAL OF STORY:
Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
- LESSON 5:
A little bird was flying south for the winter.
It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the ground, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
MORAL OF STORY:
Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut.
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Happy TGIF everyone :) Have a great weekend!
xoxo, k.
